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Same S***, Different Day
Unless you live under a rock, you have probably heard about the outbreak of cyclosporiasis currently running rampant through the U.S., causing a spate of gastrointestinal illness across the nation. The FDA thought they had found the source after Taylor Farms lettuce tested positive for the parasite. Unfortunately for wastewater management employees everywhere, they were sadly mistaken.
Trump Dissolves Congress in Response to Epstein Inquiry
In the heat of August’s summer, we can only imagine where and when the descent to authoritarianism will come next as it approaches bottom. See our satirical dispatch of an article next month in the New York Times.
Let Them Eat Tariffs
Trump’s economic plan is here, and it’s bigly ridiculous. In this satire about economic policy, we trace how a glorified subtraction problem turned into a national strategy, why trade deficits aren’t actually scary, and what happens when historical ignorance meets Marie Antoinette and logic gets the guillotine.
In Rare Moment of Self-Awareness, Trump Avoids Shitshow at Anti-Tyranny Celebration
The historical celebration took place in Massachusetts, one of the most loudly anti-authoritarian and Trump-hating states, and commemorated the start of a pivotal struggle of freedom-loving patriots against an overreaching, out of touch dictator.